For the Lulz

Quote of the Day

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.

--Will Rogers

Miss insanity's Link Of The Day

Fail.

Miss Insanity's Ramble Of The Day


Holas, Bonjour, Guten Tag.

Ich habe mich entschieden, meinen gesamten Pfosten in den verschiedenen Sprachen zu tun, um jedermann gerade zu stören, das sich entscheidet, ihn zu dechiffrieren. Ha! (und it' s, das mit einem Übersetzer erfolgt ist, bin ich. faul)

Ainsi, hier un homme étrange a monté à moi et a dit ' ; J'ai un printer.' jaune ;


k zei ' dat ik! ' Dan werden wij beste vrienden. Van nu af aan, neemt de vreemde man mijn blog over. Omdat I' m veel te lui om het zelf te doen.

Love,
Miss Insanity and her new best friend.

Best ways to get rid of a cold?

Quote Of The Day

"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's finding a sickness you like."

--Jackie Mason.

Miss Insanity's Link Of The Day

Here ya go.

Miss Insanity's Ramble Of The Day

So....

I'm very sad. Because I have a cold. And I keep coughing and sneezing... and doing both at the same times (yes, it's possible, just not with your eyes open.)

So I wondered if the web could throw any light on the situation.

Okay, so apparently I should:

• Drink lots of water
• Drink ginger tea and lemon tea? (oookay then)
• Increase my vitamin C in my diet
• Get lots of rest and avoid work- hey, I like this one!
• Eat garlic? Huh?
• Eat spicy foods? (how is THAT going to help?)
• Look, forget it, I'm just going to rest and drink water.. And maybe have a bath. This is a shame, because I usually go swimming on a monday. But swimming makes colds worse.

Darn.

Bye, guys.