Showing posts with label Jackie Mason. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jackie Mason. Show all posts

Sunday, 21 September 2008

Best ways to get rid of a cold?

Quote Of The Day


"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's finding a sickness you like."

--Jackie Mason.

Miss Insanity's Link Of The Day

Here ya go.



Miss Insanity's Ramble Of The Day

So....

I'm very sad. Because I have a cold. And I keep coughing and sneezing... and doing both at the same times (yes, it's possible, just not with your eyes open.)

So I wondered if the web could throw any light on the situation.

Okay, so apparently I should:

  • Drink lots of water
  • Drink ginger tea and lemon tea? (oookay then)
  • Increase my vitamin C in my diet
  • Get lots of rest and avoid work- hey, I like this one!
  • Eat garlic? Huh?
  • Eat spicy foods? (how is THAT going to help?)
  • Look, forget it, I'm just going to rest and drink water.. And maybe have a bath. This is a shame, because I usually go swimming on a monday. But swimming makes colds worse.
Darn.

Bye, guys.