For the Lulz

Quote of the Day

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.

--Will Rogers

Miss insanity's Link Of The Day

Fail.

Miss Insanity's Ramble Of The Day


Holas, Bonjour, Guten Tag.

Ich habe mich entschieden, meinen gesamten Pfosten in den verschiedenen Sprachen zu tun, um jedermann gerade zu stören, das sich entscheidet, ihn zu dechiffrieren. Ha! (und it' s, das mit einem Übersetzer erfolgt ist, bin ich. faul)

Ainsi, hier un homme étrange a monté à moi et a dit ' ; J'ai un printer.' jaune ;


k zei ' dat ik! ' Dan werden wij beste vrienden. Van nu af aan, neemt de vreemde man mijn blog over. Omdat I' m veel te lui om het zelf te doen.

Love,
Miss Insanity and her new best friend.

Mmm.... yummy.

Quote of The Day

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

--Jim Davis

Miss Insanity's Link Of The Day

Bread is dangerous?

Miss Insanity's Ramble Of The Day

Holas mon amigos.

Today I am rambling about chocolate. Hence the food theme in this post. (The quote was intentional, but the random link? Yeah, that was just luck in my funny-page-search. It certainly made me chuckle.)

Moving on.

So, I just bought this bar of chocolate, because my family was all 'let's get chocolate' because we do every couple of weeks, which sounds like we're really good and only eat chocolate every few weeks.

I'm afraid that isn't true. I'm leaving out the cakes.

But not all of those cakes are chocolate!

So, I still pretty much only eat chocolate once a fortnight.

Hey, I feel healthy right now! Unfortunately, we are guilty of eating crisps, sugared breakfast ceraeals, and fatty foods (however, we're not the worst on the planet at it.) So, back to my main point (well, it's called a ramble for a REASON, guys).

I just bought this amazing bar of chocolate, by the company Heaven.

And it is so delicious.

The END.

(Yes, that's it. This has been a very-random-ramble-that-I-had-no-idea-where-I-was-going-with!)


With love,

Miss Insanity.

(P.S, if you read this post please scroll down and read the one below it, there's a question I want you to answer so that next time I can't think of something to talk about, there I have it.)

Stupid Things I've Done

Quote of The Day

Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

--Unknown

Miss Insanity's Link Of The Day

Knock yourself out.

Miss Insanity's Ramble Of The Day

Good morning guys. It's actually about 3 am for most people in America, but it's twelve minutes past seven as I write this and I'm getting ready for school.

Now what I'm actually going to talk about...

Okay, so, I'm doing a lot better with my cold, hence why I'm not having a sick day today ( Everybody say 'awwww' or, if you prefer 'haaahahaaaaa' if you're a mean spirited person.) But last night, as I was carrying my duvet back up from where it had spent the day draped over the sofa with me nestled inside watching DVDs, I managed to carry the DVD remote up with me.

Do'h.

So, what's the stupidest thing you've ever done, that you can remember? (Hey, I once walked into a door, there's no shame in admitting it. I know several people who have walked into lampposts.) I'm hoping to get a few so I can talk about them (I promise not to make fun of you!) in my next post.

Hoping the rambles aren't boring you....

Miss Insanity.

This has been a not very witty post brought to you by Miss Insanity.

Let it rain, let it rain, let it rain....

Quote Of The Day

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

--Mark Twain

Miss Insanity's Link Of The Day

How to keep an idiot busy

(for at least a couple of minutes)

Miss Insanity's Ramble Of The Day

Hey.
I had a sick day today, and half a one yesterday (I went home halfway through.)

And today, it is raining. I spent most of it lying on the sofa and watched 3 DVDs. Joy. (For anyone who cares, they were Ballet Shoes, The Princess Diares 2, and Ella Enchanted. The first one is a very good BBC adaption, the second two are perfect I'm-ill-and-am-feeling-lazy films. So's the first one, but it's a good film as well.) And I ate beans on toast. Go figure.

Anywaaaaaay, this blog isn't about what I ate for lunch or what DVD's I watched.

I'm asking you what YOU do on rainy days (when you aren't sick. Cause when I'm sick, it's not very interesting, as you may have noticed.)

Or, perhaps, like me, you just kinda do what you normally do: e.g, post in your blog, do some homework, read, go to the local swimming pool every couple weeks. The only thing that changes if I'm feeling sick is: Going for a walk, going into town (which I may do anyway), and going into the garden.

So, if anyone comes across this post (which has been my least witty yet but I wanted to write osmething anyway)- perhaps you can put some enlightenment into my situation- what should I do on my rainy days?

Follow your liver?

First off, welcome to Inner Insanity, your source for a daily dose of things that may be vaugley humorous, if you have bad taste.

I'd bore you with a load of info, but, that would be boring. So let's just cut to the chase.

Quote Of The Day

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.

-- Brian Pickrell

Miss Insanity's Link Of The Day

Anti-Theft Lunch Bags

Ramble Of The Day

An odd thing about our language is our obsession with the heart. It's a nessecary body part, and it keeps us alive, but I really don't understand how to us, it is the root of our morals and love. For example, if we were to replace a phrase like 'Follow your heart' with another body part- e.g 'follow your liver'- then wouldn't that sound very odd?

This was actually brought up by my Dad at breakfast.

This post has been brought to you by Miss Insanity (and her dad).