Stupid Things I've Done

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Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

--Unknown

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Good morning guys. It's actually about 3 am for most people in America, but it's twelve minutes past seven as I write this and I'm getting ready for school.

Now what I'm actually going to talk about...

Okay, so, I'm doing a lot better with my cold, hence why I'm not having a sick day today ( Everybody say 'awwww' or, if you prefer 'haaahahaaaaa' if you're a mean spirited person.) But last night, as I was carrying my duvet back up from where it had spent the day draped over the sofa with me nestled inside watching DVDs, I managed to carry the DVD remote up with me.

Do'h.

So, what's the stupidest thing you've ever done, that you can remember? (Hey, I once walked into a door, there's no shame in admitting it. I know several people who have walked into lampposts.) I'm hoping to get a few so I can talk about them (I promise not to make fun of you!) in my next post.

Hoping the rambles aren't boring you....

Miss Insanity.

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Best ways to get rid of a cold?

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"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's finding a sickness you like."

--Jackie Mason.

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Here ya go.

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So....

I'm very sad. Because I have a cold. And I keep coughing and sneezing... and doing both at the same times (yes, it's possible, just not with your eyes open.)

So I wondered if the web could throw any light on the situation.

Okay, so apparently I should:

• Drink lots of water
• Drink ginger tea and lemon tea? (oookay then)
• Increase my vitamin C in my diet
• Get lots of rest and avoid work- hey, I like this one!
• Eat garlic? Huh?
• Eat spicy foods? (how is THAT going to help?)
• Look, forget it, I'm just going to rest and drink water.. And maybe have a bath. This is a shame, because I usually go swimming on a monday. But swimming makes colds worse.

Darn.

Bye, guys.