Thursday, 2 October 2008

For the Lulz

Quote of the Day

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.

--Will Rogers

Miss insanity's Link Of The Day


Miss Insanity's Ramble Of The Day

Holas, Bonjour, Guten Tag.

Ich habe mich entschieden, meinen gesamten Pfosten in den verschiedenen Sprachen zu tun, um jedermann gerade zu stören, das sich entscheidet, ihn zu dechiffrieren. Ha! (und it' s, das mit einem Übersetzer erfolgt ist, bin ich. faul)

Ainsi, hier un homme étrange a monté à moi et a dit ' ; J'ai un printer.' jaune ;

k zei ' dat ik! ' Dan werden wij beste vrienden. Van nu af aan, neemt de vreemde man mijn blog over. Omdat I' m veel te lui om het zelf te doen.

Miss Insanity and her new best friend.

Wednesday, 1 October 2008

I have a multicoloured nut.... (and a green printer)

Quote Of The Day

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

--Lily Tomlin
Miss Inanity's Link Of The Day

How to write a paper in college/university

Miss Inanity's Ramble Of The Day


I take German as one of my subjects in school. But does it occur to you how odd that we enjoy saying strange things in other languages that are just WEIRD in our own and not even funny?

Like, I found it amusing being able to say 'I have a multicoloured nut'.

And that I had a green printer.

Or maybe I'm just a freak and nobody else even bothers to think of these things! (this could be quite probable.)

Apparently my parents know this guy who the only phrase he could say in german was: "I have a friend egg on my left indicator."

Cause that's gonna come in handy.

With love,

Miss Insanity.

P.S: Ich haber ein bunt nuss. Ich haber einen Grün drucker. Ich habe ein Spiegelei auf meiner linken Anzeige.

(There really is no point correcting my German, it's probably wrong.)

Monday, 29 September 2008

Forgot to post yesterday,,,

(not that it matters that much, but I'll do two today anyway)

Quote Of The Day

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

--Groucho Marx

Miss Insanity's Link of the day

I can't even explain why this game is so fun. It just is!

Miss Insanity's Ramble Of The Day

So, the local pool where I usually swim on Mondays is now being closed for two months for remodelling. This is annoying because there are very few other options for me:

1. Go to 'Oasis'. But this is a fun pool, where you can't really swim, and is only fun when with a friend.
2. Stop swimming for two months. (Don't like this one)
3. Make my mum change the day she drops me off on the way to her massage to wednesday and go to the local high school pool. She'd have to change her time as well though.


Sunday, 28 September 2008

Languages: English, French... Australian???

Quote Of The Day

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

--Robert Benchley

Miss Insanity's Link Of The Day

Write In My Journal

Miss Insanity's Ramble Of The Day

I actually have something to talk about? How unheard of!

Okay, so recently my cousins got me this game for my Birthday. You play it alongside a DVD.

In the languages when you start off, you can select:

English, German, French, and everything...

but also AUSTRALIAN?

So, does the guy go 'G'day mate' every so often or something? This remains to be seen! It's very odd.

Also another strange thing is this apple juice we bought- 'apple juice with concentrated apple juice' is on the side of the label. How very odd.

Miss Insanity.

Saturday, 27 September 2008

Ninja post.


Quote Of The Day

Household tasks are easier and quicker when done by someone else.

--James Thorpe

Miss Insanity's Link Of The Day

The Wayback Machine

Miss Insanity's Ramble Of The Day

I wish I could draw.

Because then I would draw a hellafunny webcomic.

But I can't.

Because I can't draw.


Thursday, 25 September 2008

Very Quick Post

Quote Of The Day

It is wonderful how quickly you get used to things, even the most astonishing.

--Edith Nesbitt
Miss Insanity's Link Of The Day

Here you go

Miss Insanity's (Very quick!) ramble of the day


Kidding! It's not THAT quick. But I really have nothing to say today, so I guess I'll make something up. I have to be fast because I have to leave for school soon, and realised that I won't be able to do my post this evening because I have a friend coming round.


It's a very foggy day today- and I'm wondering if this ever effects anyone's mood when they go to work/school? It may not be a conscious thought, however. I think it does affect me.

That really WAS quick. (If I hadn't had the useless first paragraph, it'd be reallly short.)


Mmm.... yummy.

Quote of The Day

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

--Jim Davis

Miss Insanity's Link Of The Day

Bread is dangerous?

Miss Insanity's Ramble Of The Day

Holas mon amigos.

Today I am rambling about chocolate. Hence the food theme in this post. (The quote was intentional, but the random link? Yeah, that was just luck in my funny-page-search. It certainly made me chuckle.)

Moving on.

So, I just bought this bar of chocolate, because my family was all 'let's get chocolate' because we do every couple of weeks, which sounds like we're really good and only eat chocolate every few weeks.

I'm afraid that isn't true. I'm leaving out the cakes.

But not all of those cakes are chocolate!

So, I still pretty much only eat chocolate once a fortnight.

Hey, I feel healthy right now! Unfortunately, we are guilty of eating crisps, sugared breakfast ceraeals, and fatty foods (however, we're not the worst on the planet at it.) So, back to my main point (well, it's called a ramble for a REASON, guys).

I just bought this amazing bar of chocolate, by the company Heaven.

And it is so delicious.

The END.

(Yes, that's it. This has been a very-random-ramble-that-I-had-no-idea-where-I-was-going-with!)

With love,

Miss Insanity.

(P.S, if you read this post please scroll down and read the one below it, there's a question I want you to answer so that next time I can't think of something to talk about, there I have it.)